Our New Advertiser!

Here at Salon: The Parody, we are so pleased to announce our new advertiser. No, it's not the U.S. Army. (They've already blown their internet ad budget over at Salon.com anyway!) Here, we have a wonderful new product from the pharmaceutical world, and it's taking the world -- or at least North Carolina and Indiana today -- by storm! (Special thanks to our contributor CM, for design and production of this ad.)