Did you know that Barack Obama is a Muslim? Yes, their crack political reporters and bloggers have broken the story, based on research they did at blogs from Fox News, Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter and Little Green Footballs. (Oh, and in other breaking news reported by Salon, Obama DID go to a madrassa, and he wants to subjugate white people.) Read it all in today's headlines at Salon! (Click below to enlarge)
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Ya Salam! Or maybe Is should instead say ya Salon!
Salam alaikum!
Salami wrapped in bacon!
I have great news. On that special day when Obama takes office, seizing the day by instantly turning the U.S. into the first North American Caliphate, I, Suleiman Stich, have been selected to serve as Obama's grand vizir! What do you think of that? Aren't ya even gonna congratulate me?
Scary when Klytus over in Salon letter land is now sucking up to AKASmith. Now that's a conversion for you all to mull.
Why is this a parody of Salon? Was Salon pushing the "Muslim" smear somehow? I missed it.
Klytus is sucking up to AKASmith? Why? Is AKA Smith a mental patient let out too early or something?
Yup. AKASmith is mental. Read her letters. Someone best described her thusly:
"An ageing, bitter, unpleasant woman living in Escondido, California, who spends her days parsing the sentences of total strangers and her nights writing endless self righteous pontifications on Salon to pass her time. Sometimes, late at night, in the dark, she laughs inappropriately."
Sucking up? Nothing of the sort! Psych patients need to be humored before they're handed over to to the people in the white frocks that bring the patient over to "the quiet room."
It figures that AKA Smith lives in Escondido, since it's the methamphetamine capital of California, and AKA exhibits all the symptoms of "meth rage."
Great news! The bitch that's AKASmith, was resoundingly put down and then put to sleep, the Obamanauts in Salon letters tore to total tatters, that wretched antiquarian creep.
Good lord, did you see the headlines today, esp the Traistor piece? Its like.. beyond surreal over there. I think they are actually reading this site for IDEAS on how to make Salon.com suck even more. Please, mein gott im Himmel, someone fire Joan Walsh pronto! I can't take it anymore!
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