Memo from Joan Walsh to Staff: "...remember Salon's impartial, fair and balanced..."

Oh that Joan Walsh. She's so busy coming up with new and creative ways to trash Barack Obama, and try to call it "journalism." It's a tough job, but someone has to do it, right? And here at Salon Parody, we've gotten our hands on a confidential memo Joan plans to release at Monday morning's staff meeting. (And this is Joan's personal copy, marked up with her own notes!) That Joan -- always on top of things!