What Will Joan Walsh's Next Salon.com Blog Post Be Titled? Vote In Our Poll!

Now that the DNC rules committee has voted, and it looks like Hillary Clinton has no chance at a nomination, what do you think Joan Walsh's next blog post will be titled?

Secret Joan Walsh Memo Reveals Tactic to Generate Letters Page Views

Even as subscribers fail to renew, and new subscribers signups are flagging, Salon.com editor Joan Walsh is coming to depend even more on advertising revenue. Here, in a confidential memo, is Joan's latest genius plan for ensuring increasing page views at Salon.com by writing insane posts, and then creating alternate identities to defend yourself in the letters section.

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Hillary's Secret Weapon: Joan Walsh to Be on Ticket as VP

The secret's out...Clinton plans to name Salon editor and supporter Joan Walsh as VP in campaign. Will Salon's vehement anti-sexist blogger and wannabe pundit help clinch the nomination for Hillary?

Find out only in today's edition of Salon: The Parody!

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"Well, he COULD get assassinated now, couldn't he?" -- Joan Walsh applauds the courage of Hillary Clinton in speaking an unpopular truth

Oh that Joan Walsh...she's at it again! Don't miss the latest issue of Salon: The Parody, where Joan explains why it's responsible, righteous and courageous for Hillary to stay in the race, just in case her country needs her. (Click the image for the full-size view.)

"My constant hammering of Obama is making him a stronger candidate" -- Joan Walsh

Salon.com's Joan Walsh shares why she personally is responsible for Barack Obama's resurgence as the Democratic front-runner in this hilarious Salon: The Parody front page spoof of the Salon.com home page.

Our New Advertiser!

Here at Salon: The Parody, we are so pleased to announce our new advertiser. No, it's not the U.S. Army. (They've already blown their internet ad budget over at Salon.com anyway!) Here, we have a wonderful new product from the pharmaceutical world, and it's taking the world -- or at least North Carolina and Indiana today -- by storm! (Special thanks to our contributor CM, for design and production of this ad.)

Memo from Joan Walsh to Staff: "...remember Salon's impartial, fair and balanced..."

Oh that Joan Walsh. She's so busy coming up with new and creative ways to trash Barack Obama, and try to call it "journalism." It's a tough job, but someone has to do it, right? And here at Salon Parody, we've gotten our hands on a confidential memo Joan plans to release at Monday morning's staff meeting. (And this is Joan's personal copy, marked up with her own notes!) That Joan -- always on top of things!