Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Salon Reports that Barack Obama is a Muslim!

Did you know that Barack Obama is a Muslim? Yes, their crack political reporters and bloggers have broken the story, based on research they did at blogs from Fox News, Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter and Little Green Footballs. (Oh, and in other breaking news reported by Salon, Obama DID go to a madrassa, and he wants to subjugate white people.) Read it all in today's headlines at Salon! (Click below to enlarge)


12 comments:

stich said...

Ya Salam! Or maybe Is should instead say ya Salon!

Salam alaikum!

Anonymous said...

Oh ya! Obama's a Mooozleeem alright. All this christian, fristian stuff, is all an act to look white. All Moooozleems are terrorists. Even Tim McVeigh (real name Tariq Mullah) converted to Moooozleem before he bombed the building in Oklahoma.

Villemar said...

Salami wrapped in bacon!

stich said...

I have great news. On that special day when Obama takes office, seizing the day by instantly turning the U.S. into the first North American Caliphate, I, Suleiman Stich, have been selected to serve as Obama's grand vizir! What do you think of that? Aren't ya even gonna congratulate me?

Obama's Muslim Relative said...

Scary when Klytus over in Salon letter land is now sucking up to AKASmith. Now that's a conversion for you all to mull.

Anonymous said...

Why is this a parody of Salon? Was Salon pushing the "Muslim" smear somehow? I missed it.

Anonymous said...

Klytus is sucking up to AKASmith? Why? Is AKA Smith a mental patient let out too early or something?

obam, bam, obama rama said...

Yup. AKASmith is mental. Read her letters. Someone best described her thusly:
"An ageing, bitter, unpleasant woman living in Escondido, California, who spends her days parsing the sentences of total strangers and her nights writing endless self righteous pontifications on Salon to pass her time. Sometimes, late at night, in the dark, she laughs inappropriately."

stich said...

Sucking up? Nothing of the sort! Psych patients need to be humored before they're handed over to to the people in the white frocks that bring the patient over to "the quiet room."

Anonymous said...

It figures that AKA Smith lives in Escondido, since it's the methamphetamine capital of California, and AKA exhibits all the symptoms of "meth rage."

stich said...

Great news! The bitch that's AKASmith, was resoundingly put down and then put to sleep, the Obamanauts in Salon letters tore to total tatters, that wretched antiquarian creep.

dr von drinkensnorten said...

Good lord, did you see the headlines today, esp the Traistor piece? Its like.. beyond surreal over there. I think they are actually reading this site for IDEAS on how to make Salon.com suck even more. Please, mein gott im Himmel, someone fire Joan Walsh pronto! I can't take it anymore!